Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Life Math


3640 Portland:

6 nappy-head kids + 4 alcoholic adults + 5 tiny rooms = Kicking punching pulling pushing yelling screaming and the occasional broken chair.

Let’s see, broken furniture . . .
                                                
¸ 6 nappy-head, kicking-punching-pulling-pushing-yelling-screaming kids · four angry alcoholic adults + 1 hot wheels racecar track, 1 switch, and 2 broken belts - 3 Vodka filled glasses thrown  . . . carry the two . . .
                                                                        If my calculations are correct . . .

That equals 12 bumps, 7 bruises, and 37,628 tears shed.

I can deduce from my findings, a total of 19 injuries, that fear will continue to rise at an exponential rate.

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